
A bit spit-ball inspired, no? But it looks like it would be nice and soft on my nose, at the very least, and certainly it’s convenient to have what looks like 750-900 wadded up balls of Kleenex collected in one handy garment.
PS: I’m not going to make some kind of groan-inducing WHITHER YOUR GLASS SLIPPER, PRINCESS?!?! crack here, I promise, but….next time you think about going out in a creamy sack of any ilk, I would suggest maybe a metallic shoe. Less breakable than glass, less jarring than these, right?
I’m sure Amy Adams’s old school-y two piece number is all very fashion-forward, albeit in an incredibly monochromatic way:

But I can’t help it. Every time I look at her in this, I think, “shoot! That reminds me: I have to buy wrapping paper.”



